Leftists are laughable

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CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: 'The Internet Is Only Big Enough For One Fake News Site'



CNN has slammed the satire site, The Babylon Bee, after CNN executives realized that "fake news" articles on the website were getting at least as much straction as their own.

"There ain't room in this internet for the both of us," growled one CNN anchor on the air. "There simply isn't enough clickbait and outrage traffic to go around."

Reporters at the media outlet also pointed out that their news was "much faker" than The Babylon Bee's.

"They're obviously amateurs over there at The Bee," said Brian Stelter. "A lot of times, their reporting comes true. If you're gonna do fake news, do it right -- 100% fake, guaranteed, 24/7. They really should learn from the pros over here at CNN."

"Stay out of our territory," he screeched.


https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-attacks-babylon-bee-the-internet-is-only-big-enough-for-one-fake-news-site?utm_c

 

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Shaky Joe tries to read while Trump supporters heckle him

 

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Biden's town hall last night was filled with undecided voters. The first one the moderator called on was a hard-working Irish-American immigrant named Henry O'Clintonhan.

"Thank ye for takin' me question," O'Clintonhan said, adjusting his large red beard and giant green hat.

"Me question is: why is Donald Trump such a bad orange man, and how-are-ya such a great one, me lad?"

It seemed like a slam-dunk for Biden, but he was flustered, shouting "that woman is here" and "she's trying to take me out again." After a brief intermission, he came back with a glassy look in his eyes and was much calmer.

After getting his question answered, O'Clintonhan did a little jig out of the town hall crying, "Biden's policy positions are magically delicious!"




https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-town-hall-question-from-undecided-voter-henry-oclintonohan