Lefty Limits

Evmetro

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Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.
 
You vomited up this stupidity before, and sound super lost, and desperate doing it again. Go swallow some pieces from a Trivial Pursuit game, and see if it wears off on you.
 
Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.


Probably good idea to start researching rehab centers
 
While lefty replies will be formed from exclusively left thoughts, there is more. Not only are lefties limited to lefty thoughts, they are also unable to process the implications of being limited in this way. Lefties cannot conceive and objectively summarize the concept that I described in my OP any better than a dog can be taught to read a book.
 
While lefty replies will be formed from exclusively left thoughts, there is more. Not only are lefties limited to lefty thoughts, they are also unable to process the implications of being limited in this way. Lefties cannot conceive and objectively summarize the concept that I described in my OP any better than a dog can be taught to read a book.

Your need for a rehab center is more pronounced than ever
 
Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.

Setting a new limit for stupid and worthless threads. Congratulations.
 
Your need for a rehab center is more pronounced than ever

I am not aware of any rehab centers that can turn righties back into lefties. Smoking dope turns righties back into lefties within a few minutes, but the effects fade within hours. Maybe a long term prescription to dope would work, but it would have to be administered by force.
 
I am not aware of any rehab centers that can turn righties back into lefties. Smoking dope turns righties back into lefties within a few minutes, but the effects fade within hours. Maybe a long term prescription to dope would work, but it would have to be administered by force.

Those centers would be colleges. Education and the ability to digest facts would do the job.
 
Those centers would be colleges. Education and the ability to digest facts would do the job.

Indeed, college is a lefty indoctrination ground, but it only works on a blank slate like a kid fresh out of high school. Once a person is a righty, there is no going back. We were all born as feral lefties as I already mentioned above, but those of us who have become righties now have additional thoughts and knowledge that lefties do not. The only way we could return to our lefty condition would be to wipe out all of the additional knowledge that we have as righties.
 
Those centers would be colleges. Education and the ability to digest facts would do the job.

Would you care to estimate what level of education I have? I am a lowly Trump voter, and I do like working hard... What do you think, 8th grade? Maybe some high school? Would it help if I used ostentatious argot to form my posts? Go ahead, take a guess.
 
Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.

:truestory:
 
Indeed, college is a lefty indoctrination ground, but it only works on a blank slate like a kid fresh out of high school. Once a person is a righty, there is no going back. We were all born as feral lefties as I already mentioned above, but those of us who have become righties now have additional thoughts and knowledge that lefties do not. The only way we could return to our lefty condition would be to wipe out all of the additional knowledge that we have as righties.

What an idiot. A 19 year old kid is blank slate? The crap you post is scary.
 
Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.

Clearly you are neither one because you have no coherent thoughts. :whoa:
 
Clearly you are neither one because you have no coherent thoughts. :whoa:

I remember what it was like to think like this. I was a lefty for quite a long time. Used to have that enlightened feeling as I listened to NPR news fade into Aaron Copland music on my commute, I was a full on lefty.
 
Lefties can look and sound like regular folks, but unfortunately, they are limited to thinking like lefties. We were all born as little lefties screaming for a bottle or tit for survival, but some of us take the righty path. Since righties were once lefties, we are capable of talking or thinking lefty thoughts, in addition to being able to process righty thoughts. Yep, we can process both lefty AND righty thoughts. Lefties on the other hand, have never been righties, which means they are only capable of processing lefty thoughts.


So that leaves the most important question ... why do you care?
 
I remember what it was like to think like this. I was a lefty for quite a long time. Used to have that enlightened feeling as I listened to NPR news fade into Aaron Copland music on my commute, I was a full on lefty.

Then you grew up. Lefties are incapable of growing up.
 
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