Lesbians

[cancel2 2022]

The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

mr. groan, where are you ??

 

[Rationalist]

Ha.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

A lesbian went to the gynecologist, and the doctor asked, 'Why, it's spotless in here! What do you do to keep yourself so clean?'

The lesbian responded, "I have a woman in twice a week.”

 

[charver]

Sell the Rolex and you'd have more than enough cash to employ two lesbians to fiddle with each other for a bit, observe and even become somewhat involved in proceedings, with enough cash left to cover a few pints, a slap up meal and a taxi home.

HTH.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Ever the helpful chap, that Charver.

 

[Damocles]

Sell the Rolex and you'd have more than enough cash to employ two lesbians to fiddle with each other for a bit, observe and even become somewhat involved in proceedings, with enough cash left to cover a few pints, a slap up meal and a taxi home.

HTH.

He might even have a bit to stop by the local hattery and buy a hat for his hatless dog.

 

[Lowaicue]

Sell the Rolex and you'd have more than enough cash to employ two lesbians to fiddle with each other for a bit, observe and even become somewhat involved in proceedings, with enough cash left to cover a few pints, a slap up meal and a taxi home.

HTH.

I sold them the watch. It was a copy Rolex, made in Thailand, value just under three quid.

 

[charver]

I sold them the watch. It was a copy Rolex, made in Thailand, value just under three quid.

Simply employ the seemingly meagre $3 in a third world nation, where money seems to go so much further.

Many thanks to Paul Gadd for that handy tip.

 

[Rune]

Did you hear about the lesbian framing crew in Provincetown? No studs at all, just tounge and groove.