Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After two days of Amy Coney Barrett answering questions without using notes, suspicions grew among DEMOCRATS on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts.
"Oh, she's a witch alright, just look at her!" said Senator Hirono. "Just look at the way she's dressed and how she's so much prettier and smarter than us!"
Senator Hirono then pulled a duck out of a burlap sack and announced: "In addition to being a Senator, I am also quite wise in the ways of science. Everyone knows witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood floats, and so do ducks -- so, if Amy Coney Barrett weighs the same as this duck, she is a witch."
The DEMOCRAT senators nodded in solemn approval.
DEMOCRAT congressional aides brought in the reinforced bathroom scale from Jerry Nadler's office in order to weigh ACB against the duck.
Mitch McConnell put a stop to the proceedings before the DEMOCRATS could drown ACB in the reflecting poll outside.
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