Let's make a drinking song!

Fire is a horrible way to die. You should hope to freeze to death while clutching your schnapps. It's a much more comfortable way to die.
 
I'm drinking tonight, because tomorrow might not come
i hope i die alone in a fire, clutching my schnapps
Fire is a horrible way to die. You should hope to freeze to death while clutching your schnapps. It's a much more comfortable way to die.
dont tell me what to do
But alcohol doesn't freeze, it only burns and heals my pain.
Until the morn' when I pay, and oh I'll pay!
The Toilet goddess a calling, for my homage today.



Hmmm this needs work.
 
Here's my song (sung to the tune of "Take me out to the ball game")

Take me out to the Bar game
Take me out to get stoned.
Buy me some Jack and a hit of Schnapps
I don't care if I can stand or not
Now let's chug, chug, chug on the beer bong
If we don't spew it's a shame!
and it's one, two, three shots, your out!
at the ole Bar game.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I'm drinking tonight, because tomorrow might not come
i hope i die alone in a fire, clutching my schnapps
Fire is a horrible way to die. You should hope to freeze to death while clutching your schnapps. It's a much more comfortable way to die.
dont tell me what to do
But alcohol doesn't freeze, it only burns and heals my pain.
Until the morn' when I pay, and oh I'll pay!
The Toilet god's a calling, for my homage today.
But it doesn't matter anyways!
The beer's a comming, the shots a flowing
and tonight I'll drink again and agian
For some reason that I forget


Hmmm this needs work.
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Fixed
 
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