FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Psalm 109.
You'll be saying that right up until you're against the wall, PMP.
Sic semper rightists
imitation is flattery......but poor imitation adds greatness......Trump is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears. He restoreth my doubt in the Republican Party.
He leadeth me down paths of international disgrace
for his ego’s sake. I do not fear evil for thou art against me.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control,
they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of
thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me
all the days of thy term, And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever!