Libertarian excuse

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Miss teacher, the government ate my homework.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Leftist excuse - I couldn't get my homework done because the government wouldn't help me!!!

 

[uscitizen]

Republican excuse.
I did not do my home work becuase I was too busy hatin liberals.

 

[Cancel3]

Republican excuse.
I did not do my home work becuase I was too busy hatin liberals.

USC, you have obviously missed the proper terminology for this phrase. It should read:

"I did not do my homework because I was too busy hating commie, homo, pinhead, anti-american liberals.

 

[uscitizen]

USC, you have obviously missed the proper terminology for this phrase. It should read:

"I did not do my homework because I was too busy hating commie, homo, pinhead, anti-american liberals.

Thanks for the clarification. I don't watch much rush or fox so I am a bit behind on all the republispeak.

 

[Cancel3]

Thanks for the clarification. I don't watch much rush or fox so I am a bit behind on all the republispeak.

Neither do I. I was quoting Dixie and Maj.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

liberal excuse:

Grades aren't fair, the smarter kids benefit the most from it, while my dumbass fails yet another class. Everyone should get the same grade, IT'S ONLY FAIR.