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I think this resurgence in national interest in Somalia is amusing. I just hope it doesn't spoil my actual and long-held plans to immigrate there. I wanted to go to Somalia before it was cool to want to.
 
Damn, Somalia sounds awesome. Even better than Amsterdam!

I think I might make that my destination when I get the hell out of the US after this pesky socialism takes over. Any ambitious entreprenuer would thrive there! I can take my idea of killing thieves with a remote control gun and a webcam there and it would sell like hotcakes!
 
Watermark said:
HOLY SHIT I DON'T HAVE A JOB?!

I'm going to have the job as the grand executor of vigilantes and conservatives. There is nothing more joyful and noble in the world than dealing out justice to subhuman animals.
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No, cleaning your moms dishes is not really considered a job, that's called a chore. You got big dreams there though, but I beleive that job is already vacated by George Bush. It's about the only job he could get. I mean, he had a lot of experience destroying the conservative movement. Besides, you're too big of a pussy to remove your lard ass from your computer chair anyways. The only thing you could destroy is the seam of your pants and the padding in your chair. You need to be realistic in your job options. Maybe become a male model for Proactive? I hear they need people to do some 'Before' shots.
 
DigitalDave said:
No, cleaning your moms dishes is not really considered a job, that's called a chore.
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I work at Popeyes. If you want to attack the jobless, go after Epic and Grind. Filthy conservative drains on society. I'm going to have to wash my hands after writing down their names.

DigitalDave said:
You got big dreams there though, but I beleive that job is already vacated by George Bush. It's about the only job he could get. I mean, he had a lot of experience destroying the conservative movement. Besides, you're too big of a pussy to remove your lard ass from your computer chair anyways. The only thing you could destroy is the seam of your pants and the padding in your chair. You need to be realistic in your job options. Maybe become a male model for Proactive? I hear they need people to do some 'Before' shots.
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George Bush represented the conservative movement as it is in power. Now that it is out of power, we have liberty. Once we get rid of conservatives, there will only be justice and happiness.

And yeah, you suck.
 
Watermark said:
I work at Popeyes. If you want to attack the jobless, go after Epic and Grind. Filthy conservative drains on society. I'm going to have to wash my hands after writing down their names.



George Bush represented the conservative movement as it is in power. Now that it is out of power, we have liberty. Once we get rid of conservatives, there will only be justice and happiness.

And yeah, you suck.
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Really, did you have to give me some sort of 'lesson' on who George Bush was? I'm.... speechless.....

WaterMarxist, you dissapoint me. How do I even follow that? Was your plan of attack to just be completely obvious, so much so that I have to agree with you and shut up so it stops the pain?

Oh, and I don't have to make fun of Epi and Grind, cause you work at Popeyes and dream of becoming a executioner of conservatives. I was right about you a couple months ago... Star Wars kid all the way.
 
DigitalDave said:
Really, did you have to give me some sort of 'lesson' on who George Bush was? I'm.... speechless.....

WaterMarxist, you dissapoint me. How do I even follow that? Was your plan of attack to just be completely obvious, so much so that I have to agree with you and shut up so it stops the pain?

Oh, and I don't have to make fun of Epi and Grind, cause you work at Popeyes and dream of becoming a executioner of conservatives. I was right about you a couple months ago... Star Wars kid all the way.
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I am the Star Wars kid, my friend.
 
I weep more for the death of a cockroach than that of a conservative. At least a cockroach can think. A conservative is just a mindless predator. Every conservative death improves the human race. Only liberals should definitely be allowed to live... moderates should be tried on a case by case basis, leaning towards execution. There is nothing more gloriful, more patriotic, and greater than the death of conservatives.
 
Mostly copied without sourcing from encyclopedia dramatica

BTW David, I've seen your pictures, and you're fat. :(

Fat people are abominations, the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people they stole life-saving food from the mouths of. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their fat friends, eat, act petty, eat in secret, cry about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to their kind, and most importantly, eat while crying.
 
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Watermark said:
BTW David, I've seen your pictures, and you're fat. :(

Fat people are abominations, the filthiest eye-sores known to mankind, they deserve to be slaughtered like the pigs they are and roasted on a spit to feed the starving people they stole life-saving food from the mouths of. A fatty is without exception angry, bitter, and cynical. They like to eat, talk trash with their fat friends, eat, act petty, eat in secret, cry about how this shallow and materialistic world is so unjust to their kind, and most importantly, eat while crying.
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Don't forget, they like to pretend they are in Star Wars, attempt to lift their legs unsuccessfully above their waist line, and work someplace with food so they can get a discount to feed their fat face.
 
DigitalDave said:
Don't forget, they like to pretend they are in Star Wars, attempt to lift their legs unsuccessfully above their waist line, and work someplace with food so they can get a discount to feed their fat face.
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STFU I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY 192.168.1.1 IS BLANK ON MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW
 
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