Life is like a penis

cancel2 2022 · Mar 31, 2014

indago · Mar 31, 2014

That ain't the way I heeerd it...

Life is like a cock

When it's hard, you get fucked

When it's soft, you can't beat it

BRUTALITOPS · Apr 1, 2014

in toms case it's nasty brutish and short.

cancel2 2022 · Apr 1, 2014

Death is the road to Awe said:
in toms case it's nasty brutish and short.

Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.

BRUTALITOPS · Apr 1, 2014

every once in a while it slaps tom in the face

Minister of Truth · Apr 1, 2014

So, how many more phallic threads will Tom post this year?

cancel2 2022 · Apr 1, 2014

Threedee said:
So, how many more phallic threads will Tom post this year?

I only do it because I know Grind loves them so much.

Rune · Apr 1, 2014

Threedee said:
So, how many more phallic threads will Tom post this year?

He has an oral fixation.
Some of you still insist he is heterosexual :cig: