Life sucks!

[Yurt]

Just talked to my mom and she wants me to be the executor of her will and estate.

I said no, you're not dying, don't even talk to me about it.

She said I need to grow up, accept my profession with regards to her, and deal with reality.

Fine, I hate reality. My mom will never die. She is immortal. Fuck all of you.

 

[Rune]

My father wouldn't talk of death, very similar to a Rastifarian in that way since he sailed the world's oceans for decades and often faced grave perils.

Anywho, you should be grateful that your mom wants to take good care of business.

 

[Bill]

Just talked to my mom and she wants me to be the executor of her will and estate.

I said no, you're not dying, don't even talk to me about it.

She said I need to grow up, accept my profession with regards to her, and deal with reality.

Fine, I hate reality. My mom will never die. She is immortal. Fuck all of you.

Life is tough growing up Yurt, but you should feel blessed you have your Mom still living, & w/ a heart big enough to love someone like you~ah, not that there is anything wrong w/ someone like you

Now get busy w/her wonderful BBQ........