Lost Fans can Breathe a Sigh of Relief....

[Minister of Truth]

I'm surrounded by A$$holes!

My schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

My schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!!

now you will see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb

 

[Minister of Truth]

now you will see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb

"Sir, don't you think we might be taking this just a bit too literal?"

"Look, Lord Helmet ordered us too comb the desert, so that's exactly what we're going to do."

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I see that your schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how you handle it

 

[Minister of Truth]

What? You idiots!!! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

What? You idiots!!! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!

I am your fathers brothers cousins nephews former roommate

 

[Minister of Truth]

I am your fathers brothers cousins nephews former roommate

So... what does that make us?

 

[Damocles]

I see that your schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how you handle it

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Star: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

[Damocles]

Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!

 

[Minister of Truth]

"So the password is 1-2-3-4-5"

"1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest code I've ever heard of! That sounds like the code some idiot would have on his luggage!"