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is this the Trump on a Harley and Biden on a Bicycle, that video is hilarious

It's the joke about a teacher putting one worm each in a glass of water and a glass of whiskey. The kids learn that whiskey kills worms.

FWIW, vodka works too and I've been worm free for six decades. W00t!

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A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk shelves, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg shelves, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore
 
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