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A mother's son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girl's toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes, but it seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of foolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension.

Getting a bit peeved, I asked the head if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention. "No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do"
 
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