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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?
 
Women, sports, and beer. That's pretty much a complete life right there. I will try and invest so that I can possibly buy an expensive car someday, but I'll stick to economy for now.
 
If you're able to drink 3 beers for $5.00 (with a tip no less) then you're basically drinking water. Shitty, dirty water.
 
I always love how Nietzsche had radical ideas but conservative impulses and mannerisms. He actually found decadence and moral decay to be nauseating.
 
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