Man Arrested After Farts In Jars Sold Without A Vending License

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Tennessee, USA.— A man was arrested for selling his own farts in jars, without even having a vending license. The man was caught by the authorities, which asked him if he had permission, and the man couldn’t answer.

“He was selling farts from different foods, and with different ages. With around 150 jars, he was selling farts as old as one week”, said the police man Gary Cockburn.

Every jar had around 30% fart and 70% air, although he didn’t clarify that to his buyers.

“The man didn’t have permission to sell those farts, so we seized them”, Cockburn stated.

He used to sell about 90 jars per day, and many people are mad because now they can’t have their sweet, delicious farts.

Furthermore, many people are considering to make this for a living.

http://ideasfun.com/man-arrested-after-selling-farts-in-jars-without-a-vending-license/
 
Anyone stupid enough to buy something like that should be arrested as well........ WTF is the matter w/ those weirdos in Tennessee??
 
He used to sell about 90 jars per day, and many people are mad because now they can’t have their sweet, delicious farts.

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Cows wear BACKPACKS to capture their ‘emissions’ and become miniature power stations
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...pture-emissions-miniature-power-stations.html
Scientists have developed ‘fartpacks’ that extract 300 litres of methane
Tube from the pack is inserted into cow's digestive tract to collect the gas
The methane is then coverted into enough energy to run a car for 24 hours
Methane is 23 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas
 
anatta said:
He used to sell about 90 jars per day, and many people are mad because now they can’t have their sweet, delicious farts.

b5diO0w.jpg


Cows wear BACKPACKS to capture their ‘emissions’ and become miniature power stations
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...pture-emissions-miniature-power-stations.html
Scientists have developed ‘fartpacks’ that extract 300 litres of methane
Tube from the pack is inserted into cow's digestive tract to collect the gas
The methane is then coverted into enough energy to run a car for 24 hours
Methane is 23 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas
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It makes you wonder...

Did certain farts sell better than his others?

Would he get requests for his "broccoli" farts?

And could people pre-order certain farts?

"Could you whip me up some brussels sprouts farts next Tuesday?"
 
anatta said:
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Tennessee, USA.— A man was arrested for selling his own farts in jars, without even having a vending license. The man was caught by the authorities, which asked him if he had permission, and the man couldn’t answer.

“He was selling farts from different foods, and with different ages. With around 150 jars, he was selling farts as old as one week”, said the police man Gary Cockburn.

Every jar had around 30% fart and 70% air, although he didn’t clarify that to his buyers.

“The man didn’t have permission to sell those farts, so we seized them”, Cockburn stated.

He used to sell about 90 jars per day, and many people are mad because now they can’t have their sweet, delicious farts.

Furthermore, many people are considering to make this for a living.

http://ideasfun.com/man-arrested-after-selling-farts-in-jars-without-a-vending-license/
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This is from the Onion right?
 
anatta said:
He used to sell about 90 jars per day, and many people are mad because now they can’t have their sweet, delicious farts.

b5diO0w.jpg


Cows wear BACKPACKS to capture their ‘emissions’ and become miniature power stations
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...pture-emissions-miniature-power-stations.html
Scientists have developed ‘fartpacks’ that extract 300 litres of methane
Tube from the pack is inserted into cow's digestive tract to collect the gas
The methane is then coverted into enough energy to run a car for 24 hours
Methane is 23 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas
Click to expand...

Truly natural gas.
 
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