McConnell Congratulates Neil Armstrong on Walking on Moon
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—On Tuesday morning, Senator Mitch McConnell officially congratulated the late Neil Armstrong on becoming the first person to walk on the moon.
Speaking from the well of the Senate, McConnell said that Armstrong “deserves our congratulations” for his heroic feat.
“Mr. Armstrong, by setting foot on the moon, you have served our country well, and I hope all Americans will join me in congratulating you,” McConnell said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...ngratulates-neil-armstrong-on-walking-on-moon
By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—On Tuesday morning, Senator Mitch McConnell officially congratulated the late Neil Armstrong on becoming the first person to walk on the moon.
Speaking from the well of the Senate, McConnell said that Armstrong “deserves our congratulations” for his heroic feat.
“Mr. Armstrong, by setting foot on the moon, you have served our country well, and I hope all Americans will join me in congratulating you,” McConnell said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...ngratulates-neil-armstrong-on-walking-on-moon