Methods of automatically defeating conseratards

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Dixie - 1/3

Southern Man - reply with "DING DING (your name here) SCORES!"

Tinfoil - reply with "LOL you tard" or some variation

Dano doesn't yet have a universal defeat but there are several micro-defeats that you can use in specific instances, such as citing the fact that he's using "danocdotal" evidence again.


Any others?

 

[DamnYankee]

Prediction: you will reply with ding ding or similar bullshit.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Watermark: Tell him to "go cut yourself, you emotard."

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Watermark: Tell him to "go cut yourself, you emotard."

/fail

 

[Minister of Truth]

/fail

You use a backslash and say I failed? Seems to me you walked into my grand scheme...

 

[uscitizen]

The most effective way to elimionate conservotards is to attach $20 bills to alligators teeth.

 

[evince]

LOL

 

[Minister of Truth]

The most effective way to elimionate conservotards is to attach $20 bills to alligators teeth.

Make it $10 or $50. I hate Jackson, admire Hamilton, and $50 is $50.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

conservatives would just shoot the alligator, take the money, then eat the alligator.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

conservatives would just shoot the alligator, take the money, then eat the alligator.

LOLZ THIS IZZ SOOO FUNNIES! ZOMG GUNSERS?!