Mohammed in the Highest

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Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to
meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a
beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet
again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?'

'Yes! Please, my Lord,' Obama exclaims.

God looks behind him and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'


Keep your trust in God;
Your government has failed you miserably.




--
God's speed,
 
WM's version:

Obama dies, having benefited America in more ways than any president since FDR. He rests peacefully.

Keep your trust in yourself and what you can do for humanity, like Obama did, and ignore those who would distract you from the path of goodness to please some nonexistant figure from a 2000 year old fairy tale.
 
i like the slamming of islam, but im still LOLing over idiots that think obama is a muslim. just the stupidest proles ever in this nation
 
Obama's either a Christian or a closeted atheist. The right wing belief that he's actually a muslim is bizarre, and another indication that they don't care about the truth and will accept anything negative someone says about Obama.
 
Compassion said:
WM's version:

Obama dies, having benefited America in more ways than any president since FDR. He rests peacefully.

Keep your trust in yourself and what you can do for humanity, like Obama did, and ignore those who would distract you from the path of goodness to please some nonexistant figure from a 2000 year old fairy tale.
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WCC version:

Obama dies with his nuts in Watermarks mouth. Watermark dies as well from choking on his nuts. Obamas fate afterwords is of little concern. Watermark goes to hell and finds me there waiting. He is raped for the better part of the next 90,000 years before I get bored. The end.
 
Compassion said:
Obama's either a Christian or a closeted atheist. The right wing belief that he's actually a muslim is bizarre, and another indication that they don't care about the truth and will accept anything negative someone says about Obama.
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True Dat.

Weighted Companion Cube said:
WCC version:

Obama dies with his nuts in Watermarks mouth. Watermark dies as well from choking on his nuts. Obamas fate afterwords is of little concern. Watermark goes to hell and finds me there waiting. He is raped for the better part of the next 90,000 years before I get bored. The end.
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Troll Fucker!! :1up:
 
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