Mom Stole My Beer - Send the Police!

[RockX]

Mom Stole My Beer - Send the Police!
32-year-old Fla. son calls 911, demands mom's arrest after she takes booze
By BRIAN HAMACHER
Updated 10:45 AM EDT, Tue, Jun 1, 2010


It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.

Charles Lee Dennison, over in New Port Richey, learned that the hard way this past weekend when he was arrested for calling 911 to complain his mother had poached his pilsener.

Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com.

The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.

Pasco County Sheriff's deputies instead charged him with making false 911 calls. Dennison was still in jail as of Tuesday morning, being held on $150 bail.

Hopefully mom's kicking back with a cold one while junior sits in jail.


http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Mom-Stole-My-Beer---Send-the-Police-95316339.html

:lol:

Can you say loser.

 

[zappasguitar]

Mom Stole My Beer - Send the Police!
32-year-old Fla. son calls 911, demands mom's arrest after she takes booze
By BRIAN HAMACHER
Updated 10:45 AM EDT, Tue, Jun 1, 2010


It's hard to be 32 years old and still live with mom, but when she takes your beer away, sometimes you have to take it like a man.

Charles Lee Dennison, over in New Port Richey, learned that the hard way this past weekend when he was arrested for calling 911 to complain his mother had poached his pilsener.

Dennison was "very intoxicated" and demanded that the police arrest dear old mom when officers responded to his initial 911 call Friday night, according to tampabay.com.

The sloshed son told cops that if mom wasn't arrested and charged, he'd keep calling the emergency number.

Pasco County Sheriff's deputies instead charged him with making false 911 calls. Dennison was still in jail as of Tuesday morning, being held on $150 bail.

Hopefully mom's kicking back with a cold one while junior sits in jail.


http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Mom-Stole-My-Beer---Send-the-Police-95316339.html

:lol:

Can you say loser.

Which side of the family does he come from?

Your mother's or your father's?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Who cares? Why do you always post the most worthless articles, webbway? And why is each of your comments amazingly more obnoxious than the last?

 

[cancel2 2022]

Who cares? Why do you always post the most worthless articles, webbway? And why is each of your comments amazingly more obnoxious than the last?

Does anybody know how old he is?

 

[RockX]

The three of the biggest cum gurgler's on this board responded, I guess I must have hit close to home with all of them. All living in Mom & Dad's basement.

 

[DamnYankee]

The three of the biggest cum gurgler's on this board responded, I guess I must have hit close to home with all of them. All living in Mom & Dad's basement.

Holy shit I nearly sprayed beer on my screen.

 

[The Anonymous]

Holy shit I nearly sprayed beer on my screen.

You mean cum, don'cha?

 

[The Anonymous]

You mean cum, don'cha?

If you can't tell the difference between cum and beer, then, aside from all of the obvious problems that come to mind, you are seriously a sad, pathetic human being, who doesn't understand the finer things in life.