cancel2 2022
Canceled
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job.
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A Mosquito landed on my wife's face....
Easiest decision of my life.
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I really enjoyed the Olympics opening ceremony, especially how it told the history of Great Britain.
My favourite bit was the parade with all the different countries we've conquered.
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Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell...
Christ, it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.
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I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning.
That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
.
.
A Mosquito landed on my wife's face....
Easiest decision of my life.
.
.
I really enjoyed the Olympics opening ceremony, especially how it told the history of Great Britain.
My favourite bit was the parade with all the different countries we've conquered.
.
.
Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell...
Christ, it's a good job they don't do drug tests for the closing ceremony.
.
.
I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning.
That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
