Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Knock, knock
Who's there
I eat mop
I eat mop who
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Who's there
I eat mop
I eat mop who
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Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
For grammar Nazi's
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Tom
Have you heard about the new movie called "Constipation"?
No?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Have you heard about the new movie called "Constipation"?
No?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
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Have you heard about the new movie called Diarrhoea? I read one of the reviews and it said the director was just going through the motions.
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Was the guy that edited Mein Kampf a grammar Nazi?
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Well I know you eat those disgusting Filipino duck embryos but where how did you get into coprophilia?
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PostmodernProphet
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pants.....
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Where did Mott go?
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USFREEDOM911
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Leonthecat
Racism Watchdog
Tom- Have you seen the new swashbuckling pirate movie?
No Tom... Tell us about it...
Tom- It's rated Arrrrrrrrrrgh!, I think because there is a rape scene in it!
No Tom... Tell us about it...
Tom- It's rated Arrrrrrrrrrgh!, I think because there is a rape scene in it!
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
sad......Tom's jokes are better than yours......
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Yes I know that you're is spelt incorrectly!!
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The Sage of Main Street
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College Education Is a Fraud and Should Not Be Rewarded
"The guy who edited Mein Kampf." Using "that" to refer to a person treats people like inanimate objects. Also, put book titles in italics.
"The guy who edited Mein Kampf." Using "that" to refer to a person treats people like inanimate objects. Also, put book titles in italics.
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Jawohl mein führer!
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Doc needs a grammar lesson. 
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Yes, I just noticed that.Doc needs a grammar lesson.
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