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I've never posted one of these "i'm drunk" threads,
After my second bottle of wine I am ready to join themasses who have. Yeehaw!
After my second bottle of wine I am ready to join themasses who have. Yeehaw!
Mostly drunk
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Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
You are a truly awesome man, Sol! 
BTW, nice typo - them asses are feeling really great about themselves, except for Watermark, of course, who is, in fact, ridiculously hung over.
BTW, nice typo - them asses are feeling really great about themselves, except for Watermark, of course, who is, in fact, ridiculously hung over.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I've never posted on JPP when I was drunk.
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What does the Bible say about drunkenness?
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Well its a little early, but start drinking and get with the program!
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Jesus turned water into wine. I'm betting someone drank it.
I wonder if "Jesus wine" gave a rough hangover?
First thing Noah did, fresh off the Ark, but Yahweh didn't zap him! So, must be a good thing, but other parts of the Bible counsel against it.
How are you feeling, two bottles = headache for me!
Rationalist
Hail Voltaire
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I took a couple of advil before I went to bed. Woke up feeling fine. Well, actually I woke up with a killer leg cramp, but thats not about the wine.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Posting "I'm drunk" threads is a long-lived and much-beloved JPP tradition.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Traitor.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Well it's not like I have something against posting on JPP while drunk it's just I'm usually out with my wife when I drink.