Mr. Groan is Displeased.

[Mr. Groan]

Mr. Groan addresses you most formally.

What has happened to my minions? The groans are drying up and wasted on fools. Groans are no longer respected. They are mocked by lesser beings.

Groans shall be respected or you shall endure the wrath of Mr. Groan.

~Groan

 

[Banned]

You misspelled groin.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Groan-Star!! Where you been, man?!?