My Dick is Mohammed.

[CIA TOTALITARIANISM]

I have named my dick Mohammed. I hope nobody gets all bent out of shape over it.

 

[Cancel7]

Ohhh...that's how you say microscopic in Farsi.

Thanks! Are you doing like an Arab word of the day thing now?

 

[charver]

I have named my dick Mohammed. I hope nobody gets all bent out of shape over it.

Don't be so hasty in ruling things out.

The Karma Sutra is your friend.

 

[CIA TOTALITARIANISM]

Don't be so hasty in ruling things out.

The Karma Sutra is your friend.

"Excuse me, ma'm, might I convince you to pretzelize yourself in the vicinity of my privates? His name is mohammed."

 

[charver]

"Excuse me, ma'm, might I convince you to pretzelize yourself in the vicinity of my privates? His name is mohammed."

Guaranteed five times a day as well.

 

[CIA TOTALITARIANISM]

Guaranteed five times a day as well.

Toward Mecca. On a smelly mat.