My latest encounter with Mormon cultists

anonymoose

anonymoose

Classical Liberal
So I’m standing outside a restaurant waiting for my cell phone text saying I have a table ready. I see two young guys in their customary white shirts and ties approaching. “Mormons” I thought. I turned my back to them, figured they’d walk past me .
Nope. They cornered me, got annoyingly close to me, stopped and asked, “Do you need service?”
Me:, turning around : What?
Mormon, both smiling: Do you need service?
Me: I’m waiting for a table.
Mormon: Do you have religion?
Me: Uh, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Mormon: We’re trying to help.
Me: I’m going back inside.

If there’s any Mormons on the board, do you have any idea how absolutely fucking creepy that behavior is?
And by the way, fuck you and your cult.
 
anonymoose said:
So I’m standing outside a restaurant waiting for my cell phone text saying I have a table ready. I see two young guys in their customary white shirts and ties approaching. “Mormons” I thought. I turned my back to them, figured they’d walk past me .
Nope. They cornered me, got annoyingly close to me, stopped and asked, “Do you need service?”
Me:, turning around : What?
Mormon, both smiling: Do you need service?
Me: I’m waiting for a table.
Mormon: Do you have religion?
Me: Uh, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Mormon: We’re trying to help.
Me: I’m going back inside.

If there’s any Mormons on the board, do you have any idea how absolutely fucking creepy that behavior is?
And by the way, fuck you and your cult.
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You might want to ask @FastLane.
 
anonymoose said:
So I’m standing outside a restaurant waiting for my cell phone text saying I have a table ready. I see two young guys in their customary white shirts and ties approaching. “Mormons” I thought. I turned my back to them, figured they’d walk past me .
Nope. They cornered me, got annoyingly close to me, stopped and asked, “Do you need service?”
Me:, turning around : What?
Mormon, both smiling: Do you need service?
Me: I’m waiting for a table.
Mormon: Do you have religion?
Me: Uh, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Mormon: We’re trying to help.
Me: I’m going back inside.

If there’s any Mormons on the board, do you have any idea how absolutely fucking creepy that behavior is?
And by the way, fuck you and your cult.
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Scientologists on the West Coast are far, far, worse.
 
anonymoose said:
So I’m standing outside a restaurant waiting for my cell phone text saying I have a table ready. I see two young guys in their customary white shirts and ties approaching. “Mormons” I thought. I turned my back to them, figured they’d walk past me .
Nope. They cornered me, got annoyingly close to me, stopped and asked, “Do you need service?”
Me:, turning around : What?
Mormon, both smiling: Do you need service?
Me: I’m waiting for a table.
Mormon: Do you have religion?
Me: Uh, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Mormon: We’re trying to help.
Me: I’m going back inside.

If there’s any Mormons on the board, do you have any idea how absolutely fucking creepy that behavior is?
And by the way, fuck you and your cult.
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All religions are a cult. It’s just a matter of scale.

Joke though:

Do you know why they’re dressing the bison in Yellowstone as Mormon missionaries?
So people will try to avoid them.

You do realize they leave the stupidest missionaries in this country. The ones that are actually capable of learning a foreign language they send abroad.
 
anonymoose said:
So I’m standing outside a restaurant waiting for my cell phone text saying I have a table ready. I see two young guys in their customary white shirts and ties approaching. “Mormons” I thought. I turned my back to them, figured they’d walk past me .
Nope. They cornered me, got annoyingly close to me, stopped and asked, “Do you need service?”
Me:, turning around : What?
Mormon, both smiling: Do you need service?
Me: I’m waiting for a table.
Mormon: Do you have religion?
Me: Uh, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Mormon: We’re trying to help.
Me: I’m going back inside.

If there’s any Mormons on the board, do you have any idea how absolutely fucking creepy that behavior is?
And by the way, fuck you and your cult.
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LOL. Should have asked "Are you offering to let me bang one of your wives?"
 
anonymoose said:
Never encountered one of them.
If a cult like LDS or Scientology has a positive influence on one's life, I have no problem w/ that.
Just don't push it on me.
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Scientologists are a cult out of Pinellas County, Fl, they're fucked up.
They've set half a dozen dudes up for false rape charges.
Evil is what they are. JW and Mormons may be annoying, but they're not sending a woman to seduce you and then cry rape to get you out the way.
 
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