My New Twist on Roses are Red

[Minister of Truth]

Hey, check this one out that I just dreamed up:

I've never seen violets
And roses hurt like a bitch,
But if you'll go out with me
We'll admire your beautiful blue eyes
And your lovely red lips,
And leave all the flowers behind
To rot in a ditch.

 

[DamnYankee]

Yeah go with that.

 

[christiefan915]

Hey, check this one out that I just dreamed up:

I've never seen violets
And roses hurt like a bitch,
But if you'll go out with me
We'll admire your beautiful blue eyes
And your lovely red lips,
And leave all the flowers behind
To rot in a ditch.

Be still, my beating heart.

 

[Canceled1]

Hey, check this one out that I just dreamed up:

I've never seen violets
And roses hurt like a bitch,
But if you'll go out with me
We'll admire your beautiful blue eyes
And your lovely red lips,
And leave all the flowers behind
To rot in a ditch.

Veritable chick bait.

I suggest you start using this immediately!

 

[DamnYankee]

It's missing the c word. That usually turns 'em on.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Be still, my beating heart.

From your mouth, to God's ear!!

 

[/MSG/]

Hey, check this one out that I just dreamed up:

I've never seen violets
And roses hurt like a bitch,
But if you'll go out with me
We'll admire your beautiful blue eyes
And your lovely red lips,
And leave all the flowers behind
To rot in a ditch.

I GUARANTEE that will work.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I GUARANTEE that will work.

For a gay guy?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

ALMOST NONE OF IT RHYMES, THERE IS NO CONSISTENT METER OR SYLLABLE COUNT

/dissaprove

 

[Beefy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poem is lame
As lame as you.

Done.

 

[/MSG/]

For a gay guy?

Chicks will think it's inventive and corny at the same time.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Chicks will think it's inventive and corny at the same time.

 

[Minister of Truth]

It's missing the c word. That usually turns 'em on.

Done. The title is now For the Cunt.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Speaking of cunts, what's up with the judges?

 

[DamnYankee]

Speaking of cunts, what's up with the judges?

Trying to figure out a way to deny me my victory.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Jews

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poem is lame
As lame as you.

Done.

I like John Wayne's version;

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get off your ass
and join the Marines!