My vacation was goddamned exhausting.

Beefy

Worst gambler ever
A week with my niece out here. 12 year old kids never, ever, run out of gas. Nor appetite.

Then a week with my recently sobered up pal which meant that he wasn't running out of gas, then California, SF, calistoga, hot air balloning, casino, up to Arcata, wedding rehearsal, wedding, wedding party, drive back down to SF, catch a flight, get twisted on the plane, end up back here, watch the roommate fall down drunk at the airport, get home, laundry, and finally I can relax.

Jesus, but I have to go back to work tomorrow.

I swear, I'm doing vacay's solo from now on.

That, and out here, when you have house guests, you become a fucking tour guide. My guess is that you weirdos that choose to live in New Jersey don't have that problem.

G'Day.
 
A week with my niece out here. 12 year old kids never, ever, run out of gas. Nor appetite.

Then a week with my recently sobered up pal which meant that he wasn't running out of gas, then California, SF, calistoga, hot air balloning, casino, up to Arcata, wedding rehearsal, wedding, wedding party, drive back down to SF, catch a flight, get twisted on the plane, end up back here, watch the roommate fall down drunk at the airport, get home, laundry, and finally I can relax.

Jesus, but I have to go back to work tomorrow.

I swear, I'm doing vacay's solo from now on.

That, and out here, when you have house guests, you become a fucking tour guide. My guess is that you weirdos that choose to live in New Jersey don't have that problem.

G'Day.

hahaha, you'd think! But alas ppl actually do come to New Jersey for some odd reason or another.
 
They're probably all trying to learn the toxic waste management business.


LMAO!

You know I just read somewhere that we are at the top of the list for the superfund sites.

So, I guess its kind of not funny b/c its true, but its still funny!
 
LMAO!

You know I just read somewhere that we are at the top of the list for the superfund sites.

So, I guess its kind of not funny b/c its true, but its still funny!

There are more toxic waste dump in NJ than in the next 20 states combined. But I guess that's about right. If I was looking for a place somewhere in the country to dump hazardous shit, I wouldn't want to do it in someplace nice. I'd go "Alaska? Nah. Florida? Nah. New Jersey? High five, problem solved."
 
There are more toxic waste dump in NJ than in the next 20 states combined. But I guess that's about right. If I was looking for a place somewhere in the country to dump hazardous shit, I wouldn't want to do it in someplace nice. I'd go "Alaska? Nah. Florida? Nah. New Jersey? High five, problem solved."

lmao. Sounds like a historically accurate summary of how nj came to be
 
A week with my niece out here. 12 year old kids never, ever, run out of gas. Nor appetite.

Then a week with my recently sobered up pal which meant that he wasn't running out of gas, then California, SF, calistoga, hot air balloning, casino, up to Arcata, wedding rehearsal, wedding, wedding party, drive back down to SF, catch a flight, get twisted on the plane, end up back here, watch the roommate fall down drunk at the airport, get home, laundry, and finally I can relax.

Jesus, but I have to go back to work tomorrow.

I swear, I'm doing vacay's solo from now on.

That, and out here, when you have house guests, you become a fucking tour guide. My guess is that you weirdos that choose to live in New Jersey don't have that problem.

G'Day.
I'm going on vacation next week. I plan on traveling no farther them the pool deck. I have a couple of good books to read and a few nice routes to ride my bike on. My wife has to work that week so the honeydo list is right out the window (muhahaha).

I'll start my vacation by going to the annual family reunion. My job will be to bbq a couple of beef briskets and drink beer (oh the pain!).
 
LMAO!

You know I just read somewhere that we are at the top of the list for the superfund sites.

So, I guess its kind of not funny b/c its true, but its still funny!
Yep, you are right. New Jersey has 116 Superfund sites. The most in the nation. Some of the biggest TSDF's (Hazardous Waste Permitted Treatment Storage and Disposal Facilities) I use at work are in New Jersey. Waste Management, Clean Harbors, Veolia all have Part B facilities in New Jersey.

The top 5 States with Hazardous Waste Super Fund (CERCLA) Clean Up Sites on the National Priority List (NPL) are;

New Jersey - 116
California - 98
Pennsylvania - 95
New York - 93
Michigan - 69
 
There are more toxic waste dump in NJ than in the next 20 states combined. But I guess that's about right. If I was looking for a place somewhere in the country to dump hazardous shit, I wouldn't want to do it in someplace nice. I'd go "Alaska? Nah. Florida? Nah. New Jersey? High five, problem solved."
Man I wish it was that easy! LOL
 
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