New Christams Jingle: Grandma Got Tasered by the Police

And another tasered for sleeping on his couch.

http://www.theagitator.com/archives/028314.php

Earlier this year, North Braddock, Penn. resident Shawn Hicks came back from a night out and plopped down on his own couch in his own home. Unfortunately, he failed to deactivate the silent alarm on his home security system. According to Hicks, two police officers responded to the alarm, entered his home, and woke him with a taser between the shoulder blades. When Hicks tried to explain that the whole thing was a misunderstanding, and that the officers were in his own home, they tasered him again. They next checked his wallet and ID, which confirmed his name and address. Then they tasered him again. The police then removed the taser pellets from Hicks' bloody back, refused to get him medical treatment, and arrested him for "being belligerent." They threw him in a holding cell until 5 am the next morning, when they released him without filing any charges.

You know what happened next. The police department suspended the officers who tasered Hicks without pay while they conducted a thorough investigation. They then had them arrested for assaulting Hicks with their tasers, falsely arresting him, and violating his civil rights. The two officers were fired from the police force, then charged, convicted, and given lengthy prison terms.

Just kidding. They were cleared of any wrongdoing.
 
Well, of course, sleeping during your arrest is "belligerence" and should be punished with even more tasering. Especially if you really do own the house you broke into.
 
And "wellness" checks are really just orders for a good tasering. You know, it's a joke we all pull on each other. Call the cops on your roommate and ask for a "wellness" check...
 
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