New national symbol

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Congress has announced that they're changing our national symbol from the Bald Eagle to the condom, which more accurately reflects current realities.

Just like our government, condoms allow for inflation, prevent future generations, and protect pricks.

Condoms also give you a false sense of security while you're being screwed.
 
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