New Tom Joke

Hear about the guy who celebrated our nations 200th birthday by cutting the hooves off 444 buffalo? It was the 1776 bison toe nails.

My wife noted our gate was missing. I told her someone stole it. She said "why didn't you say something". I said" I didn't want him to take offense".
 
Mott the Hoople said:
What do you do with a dead Chemist?


Barium.
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That was funny when I first heard it at uni. These are marginally better.

Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology?
A: Because he was below "C" level.

Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets, Polly, Ethel and Ian?








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Havana Moon said:
That was funny when I first heard it at uni. These are marginally better.

Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Biology?
A: Because he was below "C" level.

Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets, Polly, Ethel and Ian?








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Here’s one I told my father. How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? One but it takes 20 visits.
 
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