Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
Make it out of special fabric, and target the morons for easy profit. They need to show they are pissed at Nike, while still contributing to their bottom line. Buy 3, and get a free easy burn, Kaepernick cardboard cut out. How much you want to bet they used gasoline, or booze in burning these things. Is that even more marketing opportunity? 