No sex for 3 months or no internet for 3 months?

No Sex for 3 months or No Internet for 3 months? Decide.

  • I would not give up SEX. What kind of loser chooses internet?

    Votes: 7 77.8%

  • I would not give up the Internets by a bajillion miles.

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Total voters
    9
When married to my ex wife this would have been a no brainer since she was sexually dead anyway.

Now I would give up the net.
 
I chose the wrong option. Dammit.

On the other hand, it already has been a couple months, so I could restrain myself for another and keep teh internets. ;)
 
AssHatZombie said:
Is there a difference?
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HAHAHAHA good joke SIR! I see what you did there - you basically were making a comparison between the internet and SEX, suggesting that using the internet might as well BE sex because you probably just watch PORN ALL THE TIME! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. That was super super funny and original. No one could have anticipated a joke like that in this thread, I mean you just BLEW US ALL AWAY with your incredible wit, I mean.. damn, how do you come up with this stuff? How is that NOT just natural talent.

Although, maybe you are also suggesting that when you are having sex, it's like browsing wikipedia. That is substantially less funny.
 
Grind said:
HAHAHAHA good joke SIR! I see what you did there - you basically were making a comparison between the internet and SEX, suggesting that using the internet might as well BE sex because you probably just watch PORN ALL THE TIME! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. That was super super funny and original. No one could have anticipated a joke like that in this thread, I mean you just BLEW US ALL AWAY with your incredible wit, I mean.. damn, how do you come up with this stuff? How is that NOT just natural talent.

Although, maybe you are also suggesting that when you are having sex, it's like browsing wikipedia. That is substantially less funny.
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If you're writing a report, you can get screwed over by Wikipedia.

:1up:
 
Grind said:
HAHAHAHA good joke SIR! I see what you did there - you basically were making a comparison between the internet and SEX, suggesting that using the internet might as well BE sex because you probably just watch PORN ALL THE TIME! lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. That was super super funny and original. No one could have anticipated a joke like that in this thread, I mean you just BLEW US ALL AWAY with your incredible wit, I mean.. damn, how do you come up with this stuff? How is that NOT just natural talent.

Although, maybe you are also suggesting that when you are having sex, it's like browsing wikipedia. That is substantially less funny.
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you forgot to [/sarcasm]
 
Watermarx said:
I'd actually choose the internet...
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Based on the amount of time you've spent here as well as your "Chairman Mao" views I doubt that you've ever had sex, except with yourself of course.

If anyone needs me to explain my use of Mao with respect to having sex I suggest that you listen to some old Beatles tunes.
 
I choose the internet, but I lied. I lie on polls, I am one of those people.
 
I know, I am bad...I just can't help myself, they call at dinner time.
 
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