NOBAMA 2013!

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One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
 
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached congress, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from evil."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached congress and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from an evil that knows no bounds but has been rightfully and justfully eliminated."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached congress and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to the leader of the Republican party. I've told you already that Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
 
Ice Dancer said:
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
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ONLY 922 more days :)
 
Mr. Spite said:
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached congress, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from evil."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached congress and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from an evil that knows no bounds but has been rightfully and justfully eliminated."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached congress and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to the leader of the Republican party. I've told you already that Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
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You're the funniest troll here.
 
Mr. Spite said:
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached congress, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from evil."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached congress and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. The Democrats are about to run a program to deport all conservatives from America, thus saving the nation from an evil that knows no bounds but has been rightfully and justfully eliminated."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached congress and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with the leader of the Republican party."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to the leader of the Republican party. I've told you already that Sir, the Republicans lost every seat in the last election and folded as a party in embarrassment. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
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A major fail, on your part; but then, most of your posts have been failing lately.

:facepalm:
 
WM, You're hilarious. Honestly, right now you're as funny as Charver when he's being....well...Charver.
 
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