Now, it's "Climate Change!"

Okay, so for the past decade or so, we have had to endure insufferable liberals whining and moaning about the global warming catastrophe. We are subjected to reams of data and supposed studies on this, accompanied by the videos of lonesome polar bears floating on a lone iceberg in the middle of the ocean, and melting glaciers. We are fed the bullshit about how the melting ice is going to cause property on the coast to be completely underwater in a few years.... never mind the fact that if that did actually happen, it would destroy the underwater convection currents and the entire ecosystem of the planet would fail, long before anything went under water.

But we have heard this plea to "save the planet" for years, based on the premise that man-made greenhouse emissions are solely responsible for the warming of the planet. Politicians from Al Gore to John McCain have bought into this load of crap, and it remains one of Obama's primary goals as president, and the basis for Cap and Trade.

Upon further review, we find that previous data was erroneous, and the planet is NOT warming. In fact, it could be argued the planet is actually moving into a cooling cycle now. But let's not let that small detail get in the way of such a grand liberal cause! It's not everyday the liberals get to save the planet from mean old greedy republicons! Let's instead, change the name to "Climate Change" and keep peddling this silly notion regarding man-made emissions.

Here's a newsflash for all you brainwashed liberal fools, the climate on Earth DOES change! All the damn time! Constantly! And there ain't a damn thing man can do about that! Clean up the planet because it's not healthy to live in filth... regulate emissions because it isn't good for us to breathe the crap... but let us put an end to this idiotic birdbrain idea that we must take drastic measures to stop climate change and save the planet, it's just plain stupid!
 
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