FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
I noticed that things seemed to be running a little bit in slow motion on Okami (you can't frameskip PS2 games due to the needlessly complicated architecture, and console games stupidly align speed to framerate rather than having some sort of stable clock, so any time your framerates go down the game starts running in slow motion). So I overclocked my 2 Ghz processor to 2.5 Ghz.
I used setfsb to overclock, hwmonitor to monitor temperatures, and orthos to stress the system to see if it was a stable overclock. At first I did an initial stress, looked over in hwmonitor, and amazingly found my temperatures rising to 85C when it wasn't overclocked (which would utterly destroy a desktop CPU and is very near the limit of a laptop one). So I stupidly blew on the vent, because I heard some retard talking about dust in vents, and amazingly the temperatures fell to about 65C while being stressed. So, after that, I kept on raising my clocks to what I felt was surely stupidly high speeds, and it never went above 71C (and I got no BSoD or errors from orthos). I finally stopped at 2.66 GHz. Then I noticed a "stress RAM" option on orthos. Well, that's funny. May as well try it out. Almost as soon as I press the button orthos turns red and shouts ERROR. So, stupidly, I press "start test" again. BSOD. So, after the computer restarts, I go to setfsb and lower speeds to about 2.6 ghz. I run Orthos again, stressing RAM, and it gives me an error after 4 minutes. Not wishing to repeat my previous mistake, I again lower the speed to about 2.53 Ghz, ran Orthos for about 30 minutes and didn't get any errors, checked temps and saw that they never went about 71C. So I called it a day. Okami no longer plays like a slideshow.
TL;DR fuck you
I used setfsb to overclock, hwmonitor to monitor temperatures, and orthos to stress the system to see if it was a stable overclock. At first I did an initial stress, looked over in hwmonitor, and amazingly found my temperatures rising to 85C when it wasn't overclocked (which would utterly destroy a desktop CPU and is very near the limit of a laptop one). So I stupidly blew on the vent, because I heard some retard talking about dust in vents, and amazingly the temperatures fell to about 65C while being stressed. So, after that, I kept on raising my clocks to what I felt was surely stupidly high speeds, and it never went above 71C (and I got no BSoD or errors from orthos). I finally stopped at 2.66 GHz. Then I noticed a "stress RAM" option on orthos. Well, that's funny. May as well try it out. Almost as soon as I press the button orthos turns red and shouts ERROR. So, stupidly, I press "start test" again. BSOD. So, after the computer restarts, I go to setfsb and lower speeds to about 2.6 ghz. I run Orthos again, stressing RAM, and it gives me an error after 4 minutes. Not wishing to repeat my previous mistake, I again lower the speed to about 2.53 Ghz, ran Orthos for about 30 minutes and didn't get any errors, checked temps and saw that they never went about 71C. So I called it a day. Okami no longer plays like a slideshow.
TL;DR fuck you