Dixie - In Memoriam
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I can no longer hide from this any longer, amid the relentless charges and allegation in recent months, I am forced to admit the ugly truth... I am a Racist! I believe that my race is superior to all other races, and all other races are inferior to mine. My ancestry is rich in diversity, and because of this, I feel I have a superior grasp of the problems of the world and how to deal with them. My unique mix of African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American culture, gives me an insight others simply do not have, and makes my race superior. Unfortunately, only me and my two sisters are members of the superior African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American-Race for now, but I am sure when we spread our message, and word gets out, we will have many members! I would like to apologize to my children, who also have Scottish-Irish-English-Italian race mixed in with the African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American, and obviously, this prohibits them from joining our group of racial supremacists. I blame this on their mother!
Historically, people have held the belief that "racial purity" is important, and they will speak proudly of their ancestry and lineage. I believe this is a systematic suppression of the truth and an attempt to diminish the superiority of the very diverse African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American race! It is through our diverse cultural background that we are able to envision a world ruled by African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, and only then shall we all live in peace and harmony! The problems we face today, are a result of the non-African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, mucking up everything, trying to promote the idea of unity and togetherness, while pointing fingers at each other and charging "racism" in every other breath! Because these people lack the wide range of bloodlines found in the African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, they are simply ignorant and inferior.
Our time has come! Stand with me! All African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, raise your fists in defiance of the "purist" discriminators who have kept us from reaching our full potential! Rise up and let your African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American voices be heard! We Shall Overcome!

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Historically, people have held the belief that "racial purity" is important, and they will speak proudly of their ancestry and lineage. I believe this is a systematic suppression of the truth and an attempt to diminish the superiority of the very diverse African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American race! It is through our diverse cultural background that we are able to envision a world ruled by African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, and only then shall we all live in peace and harmony! The problems we face today, are a result of the non-African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, mucking up everything, trying to promote the idea of unity and togetherness, while pointing fingers at each other and charging "racism" in every other breath! Because these people lack the wide range of bloodlines found in the African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, they are simply ignorant and inferior.
Our time has come! Stand with me! All African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-Americans, raise your fists in defiance of the "purist" discriminators who have kept us from reaching our full potential! Rise up and let your African-Asian-Cherokee-German-Creole-Black Dutch-Cajun-Spanish-American voices be heard! We Shall Overcome!

********DISCLAIMER: THIS THREAD WAS PURELY SATIRE*************