Okay, This is Just Too Much

[OrnotBitwise]

I'm watching a movie called Bandidas. I like it, I must admit. But it does bring some questions to mind.

Okay gentlemen -- and any interested ladies -- how much would YOU pay to be tied down on a bed and abused by Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz?

 

[OrnotBitwise]

In case anyone is wondering, as far as I'm concerned, Salma Hayek is God.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think such an experience would be nerve-wracking for my infantile and developing psyche.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

I think such an experience would be nerve-wracking for my infantile and developing psyche.

Nonsense! Every developing male person should get this sort of thing out of his system early. Makes for a much more harmonious and . . . productive later life.

And, DA-yum: we're talking Salma Hayek here.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

Wheee!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Nonsense! Every developing male person should get this sort of thing out of his system early. Makes for a much more harmonious and . . . productive later life.

And, DA-yum: we're talking Salma Hayek here.

No, I think I would just explode. You can't start out on three pounds of heroine, Ornot.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

No, I think I would just explode. You can't start out on three pounds of heroine, Ornot.

Yeah, well, fair enough. Admit it though: you'd enjoy it.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Right up until the moment I would implode and become a whirling black hole that would destroy the world, yes, I'd enjoy it.

 

[Crashk]

http://www.poster.net/hayek-salma/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-6205902.jpg

geebus

 

[Damocles]

I am much too tactile to ever want to be tied up.