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Mott the Hoople

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
Two Teddy Bears are walking down the road. One turns to the other and say's "I'd like to get something to eat. Are you hungry?" The other Teddy Bear say's "No thanks, I'm stuffed."
 
Emperor Trajan said:
I was expecting a dirty joke...
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I know how you Americans obsess over your teeth so here is something you could use as a chat up line.

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Aoxomoxoa said:
I was expecting a good joke.
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WTF TOM why do you hate mott? Wow... you are a really mean.. he might leave the site if you keep this up. Way out of line. Jeez, lay off him, you really seem to hate him a lot, you need to just relax and stop hating mott so much.
 
the british didn't invent irony, and the only ironic thing about your guy's humor is how bad it usually is, in spite of the fact you've deluded the world into believing otherwise (mostly through brute force methods). monty python can't carry you guys forever.
 
notice above, how the brit is unable to detect my tongue in cheekness.

Here is typical british humor. Brits find this stuff hilarious:

 
Imperator Augustus said:
haha damn im on fire... i know exactly what people like O_O
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Here is Noel Fielding from the Mighty Boosh and Frankie Boyle taking the piss out of Amy Childs, who isn't the sharpest tool in the box.


Here is Reginald D Hunter who's American but lives in England.



Here is Al Murray doing a stint.

 
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