Our Government is a Joke...errrr "riddle"

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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the
room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is Not your sister.
Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would
be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice, the
same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have
a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one...." He went
to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked,
"Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Sarah Palin answered
back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah
Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


....AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
 
Damocles said:
LOL. Old joke, but it is still funny.
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I figured it could be. By the time they make their rounds on the internet to you, it is likely about a 1000th rendition. A poke at Joe Biden with Sarah Palin was too good to pass up for me.

Call me weak...:(
 
Tony Blair hasn't even been prime minister anywhere in Obama's glorious reign, and he's generally considered to be one of the worst prime ministers ever.
 
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The UK government is run by the queen and Tony Blair is still PM, derp derp.

There've actually been two PM's since he was forced to resign for being such an awful PM five years back.
 
Dr. Fetus said:
1. Kill yourself.

2. Who said the UK government was more efficient than the US one?

3. Kill yourself.

4. The queen doesn't run the UK government.

5. Kill yourself.

6. The prime minister is chosen by the party which wins the most seats in government in an election according to the rules of the party in question, not by a riddle.

7. Kill yourself.

8. The reason we run a terrible government is because all conservatives have failed to kill themselves.

9. Kill yourself.
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Humorless college robots don't get laid.
 
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