Parallel parking Belfast woman is internet hit

my brother in law (who worked as a mechanic when he was first out of high school) loves to tell a story about a job he was once sent out to do.....one of the elderly ladies who was a regular customer called and needed help because she needed to "get the car out of the garage before my husband gets home".......he was sent over to help and when he got there he found that while trying to back the car out of the garage she had managed to somehow get it parked sideways in the garage with one bumper up against each sidewall.....
 
OnearmSword said:
Over 40 years driving and I have seen far funnier women driving mistakes and silliness than that. Also seen resulting wrecks from their mistakes. Not funny at all when people die .
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Are you from Texas?

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight. The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas.

By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.

The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.

When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.

"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.

He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.

Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
 
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