phone is ringing....omigorsh...

[PostmodernProphet]

caller ID says its Donald Trump......what should I do, what should I do......

 

[Nordberg]

He is golfing, something he was not going to do if he won.

 

[Leonthecat]

He's looking for Stormy.
Someone suggested he call her PIMP.

 

[Irish Exit]

Record it so his lawyer can pay you off before he loses everything....be quick about it.

 

[Tacomaman]

He may well be seeking donations for his legal defense fund.