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Delaware... Like New Jersey, only more concentrated...

I calculate the odds to be zero percent that the words "vacation" and "Delaware" have ever been used in the same sentence.

I liked Rehobath Beach, but I was about 8 years old when I was there, and little kids probably love all beaches.
 
No. New Jersey actually has nice beaches.

New Jersey...

The state bird is dead...
The state rock is concrete...
The tourist commission only speaks Puerto Rican...
The smell goes away once you're nose blind to it...
Hurricane Sandy hit the state and property values rose...
 
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