Platform of the Communist/Nudist Alliance

[FUCK THE POLICE]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

 

[/MSG/]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

Count me in.

 

[WinterBorn]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

Home Sweet Home!

 

[/MSG/]

Also, I disagree with the lack of nudity for fat/old women. I'd still plow them.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

And they say our public education system is failing us!

 

[Minister of Truth]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

1) Fuck yeah!
2) Fuck yeah!
3) No, thanks. I prefer my girls right off the street.
4) That's a bit extreme. Also, Blue Label is waaay to expensive for that!!
5) No, thanks
6) Good thought, but too much money. No one needs more than $600 for this
7) Fuck no!
8) Fuck no!

 

[Minister of Truth]

How about this flag in place of the one described in #8?

 

[Damocles]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

Number 8 is full of win.

 

[/MSG/]

How about this flag in place of the one described in #8?

Once again, America ends that way -------->

 

[WinterBorn]

1. Free beer
2. No speed limits
3. Public brothels
4. Tap water will be replaced with Johnny Walker Blue Label
5. Legalization of Public Nudity (besides the old and obese... eewwwww)
6. A 10,000 dollar Video Game tax credit
7. The United States of America will be name-changed to "America... Fuck Yeah!"
8. The flag of the United States will be replaced with an picture of Chuck Norris killing Nazi's and playing the electric guitar


That's it.

I just noticed and think its funny that, with all young, slim women being naked, you want a tax credit for video games?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

I just noticed and think its funny that, with all young, slim women being naked, you want a tax credit for video games?

LOL

 

[Minister of Truth]

Once again, America ends that way -------->

LOLZ I'm totally kidding about that flag!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Also, I disagree with the lack of nudity for fat/old women. I'd still plow them.

You're a good man Cap'n Billy!

 

[Minister of Truth]

ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!