Post Turtle

[uscitizen]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to President Bush. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'

 

[Cancel3]

LMFAO!!

Thats rich. ty for the laugh

 

[Thorn]

LOL! Good one, usc!

 

[evince]

McCain is the replacement turtle

 

[uscitizen]

bump

 

[Battleborne]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Illinois attorney, whose hand was caught in a stapler while working a ambulance chaser case, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Presidential Candidate Obama. The old attorney said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post ex parte turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post ex parte turtle' was.

The old attorney said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post ex parte turtle'. The old attorney saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'

Now I get it!