Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I saw a Prius taxi cab on a Seattle highway yesterday with a license plate beginning with the letters "AGW." How awesome is that?!!?
I believe the A is anthropogenic, but it could be androgynous.
Sadly, I drive a Ford Focus. Getting that thing up to speed on the freeway after merging can be downright embarrassing. The only vehicles I am truly scornful toward are those idiot Smart cars. Also, Humvees, because they are silly.
The Honda Civic seems to attract the lowest IQ drivers, while the biggest asswholes seem into BMWs.
I'm a bit old-fashioned, so it's not built by Ford, GM, or Chrysler, I'm not buying it.
I'm a bit old-fashioned, so it's not built by Ford, GM, or Chrysler, I'm not buying it.
Eventually, I want an F-150 for utility, and a Mustang to enhance my masculinity.