Proposal for an all-trinity coalition

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FUCK THE POLICE

911 EVERY DAY
Now is not the time for division! Times are hard, and people are suffering, and yet the trinity persists in its useless, two day long division between the TRINITY and the Socialist Trinity? For much shame. Truly, for much.

I propose the following REVOLUTIONARY TRIBUNAL, with tasks split between the members of the TRINITY and the Socialist Trinity (and non-trinitarian proxies that the Socialist Trinity chooses to appoint to make up for its lack of man/womanpower).

Leader and Guide of the Revolution: Watermark

Minister of Vengeance: Darla. This ministry will be tasked with punishing those who need punishing, and weeding out the seeds of disloyalty. It will take up leadership of all police forces and intelligence agencies.

Minister of Pacification: Rana. This ministry will be tasked with administering those tasks formerly given to state governments (such as education), the welfare state (medicare, medicaid, etc...), and planning those parts of the economy assigned to civilian usage.

Minister of War: Captain Billy. As our resident military expert, I thought this would be fitting. He shall be in charge of arming the peasants, leading the military, and planning those parts of the economy assigned to military usage.

Minister of Transportation: Threedee. Builds roads, I guess. You have no power to build roads and shit when it comes into conflict with Billy's and Rana's economic planning domain, BTW, they get first dibs.

Minister of Agriculture: Grind. Assigned to, I dunno, do some agriculture stuff. Actual planning of the agriculture parts of the economy obviously goes to Rana, though.

Minister of Parks and stuff: Voltaire. Administers parks and all of the stuff we left out, like nondefense research.

I hope this is an equitable arrangement that will be to the sanctification of all parties involved.
 
Waterdrip said:
Now is not the time for division! Times are hard, and people are suffering, and yet the trinity persists in its useless, two day long division between the TRINITY and the Socialist Trinity? For much shame. Truly, for much.

I propose the following REVOLUTIONARY TRIBUNAL, with tasks split between the members of the TRINITY and the Socialist Trinity (and non-trinitarian proxies that the Socialist Trinity chooses to appoint to make up for its lack of man/womanpower).

Leader and Guide of the Revolution: Watermark

Minister of Vengeance: Darla. This ministry will be tasked with punishing those who need punishing, and weeding out the seeds of disloyalty. It will take up leadership of all police forces and intelligence agencies.

Minister of Pacification: Rana. This ministry will be tasked with administering those tasks formerly given to state governments (such as education), the welfare state (medicare, medicaid, etc...), and planning those parts of the economy assigned to civilian usage.

Minister of War: Captain Billy. As our resident military expert, I thought this would be fitting. He shall be in charge of arming the peasants, leading the military, and planning those parts of the economy assigned to military usage.

Minister of Transportation: Threedee. Builds roads, I guess. You have no power to build roads and shit when it comes into conflict with Billy's and Rana's economic planning domain, BTW, they get first dibs.

Minister of Agriculture: Grind. Assigned to, I dunno, do some agriculture stuff. Actual planning of the agriculture parts of the economy obviously goes to Rana, though.

Minister of Parks and stuff: Voltaire. Administers parks and all of the stuff we left out, like nondefense research.

I hope this is an equitable arrangement that will be to the sanctification of all parties involved.
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LYNCH WATERMARK
 
the Trinity fused with the Red Hat Girls?......you could have one of those three cornered hats like they used to wear in the 1700s in red as your icon...
 
I'm gonna have so much fun as War Minister. Also, I need industrial production under my sphere.
 
Also, I think we should declare war on every country in the world, just to show that we could easily take on every country in the world. We start out basically with total air superiority over most of the world, and total mastery of the seas. So all we have to do is knock out Canada, and then commence with an invasion of central America. Once we reach the Panama canal, well, they can't really even touch us, can they, because we have total dominance over the water?

And then we can easily survive from there on, and there's basically nothing they can do. We could basically stop at this point and laugh at their pathetic efforts to launch amphibious assaults, which will always be brought down before they're even out of port. Or, we could go for world domination. South America, Australia, and then Africa would be good targets for our next takeover, because they're easy to isolate. Then Europe to the Urals, and finally a last ditch assault over asia. Then the entire world is America.
 
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