http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2013/12/psychic-breast-reading.html
It's that time of year when we're letting go of the past and planning for the year ahead of us, wanting to know what the future holds. Seeing a psychic could be a fun activity before the New Year, right? Well, this psychic that posted on Craiglist strikes us as a little, uh, funny:
Enjoy the experience of a Psychic Breast-reading - 48 ( surprisingly accurate)
Perhaps with the change of season you are wondering what will stand out for you in the days ahead. Luckily, I have found a revealing way to probe into and behold such mysteries.
Now I'm not a great mind reader, and I can't interpret your palm, read a Tarot card layout, or fathom what leaves left in a teacup want to say. However, I am able to "read" a woman's breasts, and -- by delving into this significant territory -- gain insight into your Happiness, Success and even Romance.
If this sounds like magic to you, that's how it feels to me!
I found this skill a number of years ago, merely by good luck. Out of the blue, I remarked to a partially clad companion, "Did you know I can read your breasts?" "You can?" she responded, "ok -- go ahead." So I did, and thereby began a journey of increasing insight into these too often under-explored areas which contain such major potential. Of course, it's natural to be skeptical -- as I was at first -- but it's wound up as an authentic and at the same time definitely enjoyable experience.
A full reading -- which is also by the way free -- goes beyond the visual, and uses various elements and styles of touch. It may take 90 minutes or more, although a briefer "speed-reading" can also be somewhat worthwhile.
Here are a few actual testimonials:
-- "Wonderful attention and touch."
-- "That was extraordinary!"
-- "A very relaxing, sensual time."
-- "I had a very enjoyable time on many levels. It was really lovely."
It's that time of year when we're letting go of the past and planning for the year ahead of us, wanting to know what the future holds. Seeing a psychic could be a fun activity before the New Year, right? Well, this psychic that posted on Craiglist strikes us as a little, uh, funny:
Enjoy the experience of a Psychic Breast-reading - 48 ( surprisingly accurate)
Perhaps with the change of season you are wondering what will stand out for you in the days ahead. Luckily, I have found a revealing way to probe into and behold such mysteries.
Now I'm not a great mind reader, and I can't interpret your palm, read a Tarot card layout, or fathom what leaves left in a teacup want to say. However, I am able to "read" a woman's breasts, and -- by delving into this significant territory -- gain insight into your Happiness, Success and even Romance.
If this sounds like magic to you, that's how it feels to me!
I found this skill a number of years ago, merely by good luck. Out of the blue, I remarked to a partially clad companion, "Did you know I can read your breasts?" "You can?" she responded, "ok -- go ahead." So I did, and thereby began a journey of increasing insight into these too often under-explored areas which contain such major potential. Of course, it's natural to be skeptical -- as I was at first -- but it's wound up as an authentic and at the same time definitely enjoyable experience.
A full reading -- which is also by the way free -- goes beyond the visual, and uses various elements and styles of touch. It may take 90 minutes or more, although a briefer "speed-reading" can also be somewhat worthwhile.
Here are a few actual testimonials:
-- "Wonderful attention and touch."
-- "That was extraordinary!"
-- "A very relaxing, sensual time."
-- "I had a very enjoyable time on many levels. It was really lovely."