Question for Mott

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Mott, early this morning I had to go to Toledo to pick my wife up from the AMTRAK station. I'll spare you the horrid details, I don't want to remind you just how terrible it must be to have to reside there.

My question however, is how do you get the putrid stink of Ohio off of you? I've tried everything. I've scrubbed my body with the toughest steel wool I could find soaked in bleach and Ajax. And still the Ohio won't come off. I'm afraid to sleep tonight or I might suddenly lose my teeth and develop an attraction to my cousins.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

lol aren't you from trash city? I don't even think I can say your better off than new orleans and that's saying a SHIT ton

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

New Orleans isn't that bad.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

yup no big deal only the murder capital of the united states

 

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yup no big deal only the murder capital of the united states

Detroit, while indeed one of the shittiest places in the universe, still beats Ohio by leaps and bounds.

And Detroit is murder capital last I checked.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yeah but it's mostly the black people that get killed, and I'm not black, so I'm safe.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Yeah but it's mostly the black people that get killed, and I'm not black, so I'm safe.

well i guess they gotta start somewhere :/

 

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Yeah but it's mostly the black people that get killed, and I'm not black, so I'm safe.

Not here you're not. You're MORE likely to get shot if you're white.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Not here you're not. You're MORE likely to get shot if you're white.

Well I'm full of shit anyway.

 

[/MSG/]

Well I'm full of shit anyway.

Really? Stop the fucking presses.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I just wanted to say something vaguely racist.

 

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I just wanted to say something vaguely racist.

I'm pretty sure me and Grind (so far the only people to read my hilarity, along with yourself) don't care.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Mott, early this morning I had to go to Toledo to pick my wife up from the AMTRAK station. I'll spare you the horrid details, I don't want to remind you just how terrible it must be to have to reside there.

My question however, is how do you get the putrid stink of Ohio off of you? I've tried everything. I've scrubbed my body with the toughest steel wool I could find soaked in bleach and Ajax. And still the Ohio won't come off. I'm afraid to sleep tonight or I might suddenly lose my teeth and develop an attraction to my cousins.

Well first you find a septic tank, open it, jump in and roll around in it. Let that dry on you then take a couple of rotten eggs and break them under your arm pits, then get in your car and drive around till you find a freshly killed skunk. Skin the skunk and remove its scent gland and spray its contents all over your self.

Then you'll start to smell like your from michigan again!

 

[DamnYankee]

This is funny coming from a guy living in Detroit. How much of that City has been abandoned? Is it 40%?

 

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Well first you find a septic tank, open it, jump in and roll around in it. Let that dry on you then take a couple of rotten eggs and break them under your arm pits, then get in your car and drive around till you find a freshly killed skunk. Skin the skunk and remove its scent gland and spray its contents all over your self.

Then you'll start to smell like your from michigan again!

I think you will like these photos.

http://www.thecoolist.com/the-ruins...f-detroit-by-yves-marchand-and-romain-meffre/

 

[DamnYankee]

I think you will like these photos.

http://www.thecoolist.com/the-ruins...f-detroit-by-yves-marchand-and-romain-meffre/

A Democrat Party success story.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Well I'm full of shit anyway.

The man is a prophet.