Rather than this Funeral ... I would rather:

[The Anonymous]

I wake up, ... and this is what I have to watch? WTF!

 

[Jack]

Read another rant from Billy about Gloom & Doom and how he hopes the Sun will explode.

 

[Jack]

Watch the Golf Channel.

 

[Jack]

Read more jibberish from that English guy, Primavera.

 

[Jack]

Watch another mass shooting!

 

[Jack]

Watch another BLM Demonstration!

 

[NiftyNiblick]

I wake up, ... and this is what I have to watch? WTF!

See if your old VCR will connect to you new TV.
Watch your favorite 70s and 80s porn on low-def VHS.
Or batter yet, read a book.

Just trying to be helpful.

 

[Jack]

Read another post from 'ThatOwlWomen' telling everyone how wonderful she is.