1. whats green and goes red at the press of a button.
Kermit in a liquidizer
2. 2 blond sisters are out for lunch one day, have a good meal and a glass of wine , coming back to the car the first blond sister starts to panic shes locked the keys in the car!
the second sister says "omg well you better break in the tops down and it looks like rain!"
3, 3 missionaries are going through the amazon jungle looking for heathens to convert when they get attacked and imprisoned by some lost tribe. they are paraded around the village and on the main square the chief addresses his people. nervous looks pass between the missionaries knowing thier fates are being decided.
the king points to the first missionary and says in broken stilted english , "Death... or Chi chi?"
the first missionary replaies "chi chi" in a questioning nervous voice. the tribesmen grab him tie him down to the floor and start beating him with sticks. raping him and subjecting him to every horror they can think of. after several hours hes unties and allowed to crawl off.
the chief looks at the second missionary and asks again "death or Chi chi?" the second one thinks abit longer, then decides he wants to live and so asks for "chi chi"
the scene is replayed only loonger and more savage after a day of every abuse they cant hink of he is finnaly let loose and crawls broken into the jungle
the chief looks at the 3rd missionary "death of chi chi?" this man being made of sterner stuff looks back at the chief and shouts out "DEATH"! the chief nods in respect and addresses his people "Death.....by chi chi!"
